I always think I’m going to leave the house and be normal, but then my abnormal life takes over.

It’s Tuesday so I had to go in to the office today, which means I had to wake up at 5 a.m. I didn’t go to sleep until around 11 p.m. last night so I was pretty groggy this morning. In my sleepy haze I forgot to put on deodorant.

I didn’t realize this until I got to the office and swiped my badge at the door and smelled myself. It was awful.

So I went to the bathroom and put soap in my arm pits which actually worked for a little while. Then I was cold so I put my hoodie on and that covered it up also, then I just avoided all people for the rest of the day.

On top of that, I had tomato soup for lunch, I didn’t notice until my last break of the day that there was a large drop of tomato soup on the crotch of my pants. There was a big reddish brown blob on the front crotch of my pants for a majority of the day.

Good times.

That is all for me today. Everyone enjoy your Tuesday.